15 Reasons Why You Should Not Marry A Nairobi Woman

1. She believes she is a doll

2. When she is single her net pay is ksh.20,000 but her rent is 15,000,Transport.5000,clothing 5000 and food 10,000.You will probably marry a whore.

3. She’s never happy without wealth.

4. Equality dominates her thinking.

5. She only says “thank you” when she sees money on the table.

6. If you run broke,nothing will stop her from cheating.

7. Artificial nails,artificial hair,artificial skin colour,artificial hips,artificial breasts.

8. Drinking is part of her diet.

9. At age 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.

10. At age 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.

11. At 28: You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

12. At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

13. At 48: You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

14. At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.

15. At 68: If you take her to bed, that will be a story.

15 Reasons Why You Should Not Marry A Nairobi Woman
Nairobi Women Clubbing Hard

Rich Nairobi women having sex with casual labourers

The rich and abandoned Nairobi women have reportedly resorted to paying casual labourers to satisfy their sexual needs. The labourers not only fix water pipes and clogged pipes, they too are fixing these women sexually. – Some of these labourers include carpenters, painters, electricians and many others.

Rich housewives including white women prey on unsuspecting artisans for sex and later pay them handsomely for their special services. It has emerged that the women prefer the labourers who come and go as opposed to those who stay within, they claim they might be tempted to blubber to the absentee husbands. The Nairobian reported that an electrician got more than what he had bargained for during a visit at one of the posh homes in Karen.

The electrician who had been hired to repair broken bulbs received over KSh 35,000 after he got intimate with his boss. He claims the lady of the house walked to his working area, dressed scantily and openly requested for sex to which he agreed grudgingly. It did not stop there, he went for more sessions days later until the husband suspected.

In a twist of events, the husband also tried to lure him into sex, which made him run from the whole situation. A carpenter who has also been involved with one of the rich women said the women sometimes asks their husbands for permission before engaging. Spouses to those employed in such houses are sometimes worried about what happens knowing very well they can easily fall prey to such arrangements.

The trend of married women dating house boys or shamba boys is not new. it has been a trend for a while now.and their askaris Studies show the women engage in such affairs for sexual satisfaction and happiness, for companionship, to prove a point to their husbands and generally just to feel good.

Why dating extremely beautiful Nairobi women is difficult

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Men are visual creatures, and have an uncontrollable lust for women who are extremely striking.

Brother, stand up and be counted if you can fail to notice Grace Msalame when she enters the mall and you are at the exit…

We are absolutely defenseless when we encounter such incredibly beautiful women! However, here are reasons why 10/10 are difficult to blow up:

You have to worry about other guys sleeping with her

When dating a stunner Nairobi woman, it doesn’t really matter if the trust levels between the two of you stand at 117 percent. There’s always that ka-thing that scares the hell out of you – the imagination that she’s sprawling all that beauty on another man’s bed. But, think of this: quickly recollect how quick you were at asking for her number, can you even blame Onyango or Njuguna for doing the same? There’s something biting, actually so bile, knowing basically everywhere your Mwende or Chemutai goes, men formulate all sorts of excuses to talk to her. It kills inside, but very inescapable.

Problem dealing with her inflated ego

She knows she has the gravity of men’s eyes directed to her, and her big posteriors and knock-out curves are her ‘strongholds’. I give it to the world for doing a great job in constantly reminding hot women how hot they are. She’s heard how gorgeous, stunning, beautiful… she is; since she was 15. When a woman is constantly showered with praises, the danger is she’s vulnerable to pumping up her ego; she sees she’s doing you a big favour being your girlfriend. If Bob Collymore can say hi to her, who are you?

You are often manipulated

This is a classical case of uneven power dynamics coming into play – she stands at a convincing 10/10 on beauty scale, and you at a weak 6/10. It’s one thing to try to please her, but honestly can ‘no’ be an option if you are dating Betty Kyalo or Nancy Kacungira? Nairobi women are good at blackmailing men to buy them serious cars, create getaways for them at Villa Rosa Kempinski, and have them flown to Belarus for holiday. Why? Simply because they are beautiful, and can effectively make you wet your pants when they say: “Unajua nani alinikatia leo? President Kenyatta’s son – Kwa hivyo usiponinunulia Range Rover, atanipa moja ya babake.”

People assume she is dating you for money

You are standing next to her at the gate of the newest mall in town, her bottom lip is pushed forward, full and shiny like a scarlet sausage, raia are peeping through matatu windows just to see who is behind the strange goddess of beauty; the next topic of discussion will be you – “Sasa huyo dem aliona nini kwa huyo jamaa kama si pesa?” It doesn’t matter whether you are loaded or not; Nairobi people love to gossip.

You at times stay with her for wrong reasons

She drinks alcohol like a thirsty camel that has happened upon an oasis in Kalahari. Every weekend she is in drunken stupor, sleeps with who knows; that you cry within, and comes to sleep dead on your carpet – unconscious and oblivious of how she looks. It clearly defies reason why you are clinging on to her, but when asked: “Siwezi pata dem mrembo kama Natalie.” Stupid! I rest my case.


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