What Kenyan parents talk to their daughters:
Age 13: Avoid boys they’re evil.
Age 18: I don’t want to see you with that boy ever again.
Age 23: Aiiiii… When are we meeting your boyfriend?
Age 26: Your friends are getting married.
Age 30: We have told you to stop being very choosy, but you never listen.
Age 33: There is a powerful man of God in Machakos, he could pray for you.
Age 36: At least pata mtoto mmoja.
Age 39: We will take care of all the wedding bills…yeyote ni sawa.
Age 45: Aki ni nani alikuroga.
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